Is “I put you into this world, I can take you out” based on some enforceable legal principle?
Keep abortion free and legal!
Daughter sez she’s too fat to get a boy, then it turns out she’s pregnant! It’s the lying I hate.
V. expensive lipo doc says my daughter is not fat, just pregnant. Kind of a mixed blessing.
Appt. with doc to map out daughter’s lipo. Bringing markers from home to avoid $$ gouging.
“Discount Abdomen Liposuction” is $1359? WTF?
I thought Big Girls didn’t cry.
Trying to avoid lipo costs, I tell Kayt, 15, she has a hot badonk. Is that not the right word?
Wife says daughter needs lipo to trick man into marriage. So I pay for this, then a wedding, too?
Daughter crying about being fat. Wife thinks this is my fault somehow.
